Monday, March 05, 2007

School of Chuck Norris visits my PR Office!

An army of Chuck Norris avatars performed in the Ahern Welcome Area this afternoon...

Hey performance art fans!

Today I checked out an official performance by the Chuck Norris Performance Art Group. They got booted out of several public venues (probably due to performance lag) and so I eventually invited them to my PR Office on the very top of Sugar Mountain to "chuck around" and to answer their questions about avatar performance art in Second Life.

Chuck Masala (their leader and teacher) wanted to know if the performance was successful and I basically said that yes, I enjoyed what they are doing quite a bit!

One of the Chucks asked me what they should do in the future. I think they should simply "keep on Chuckin'", as the saying goes! However, I also suggested that they learn some martial arts moves....I am sure they can find some master from a monestary somewhere to develop those animations for them ;-)

Bryan Dix reported on this event for the Second Life News.

Marco Manray took some fantastic photos of this event.

Here are the other 2 photos that I personally took of the event...

...once they had finished performing, I invited a whole bunch of Chucks to my PR Office on Odyssey. They joined Sugar Seville, Marco Manray, Maximillian Nakamura, Bryan Dix (Second Life News) and Xox Voyager as well as Second Front co-members Gazira Babeli and Tran Spire...

...here is a snapshot that I took from another angle.

Here is an unedited excerpt of the chat-history archived by Sugar Seville (NOTE: Sugar is referred to as "you" in this transcript as it is from her point of view)...
Wirxli Flimflam: now they are coming here
Wirxli Flimflam: I am going to TP Chuck Masala now
Wirxli Flimflam: Hey Sugar,
You: hi!
Isra Batra is Online
Wirxli Flimflam: Chuck Masala and his students are arriving here now
marco Manray: Hi Sugar
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Masala (5m)
Wirxli Flimflam: Sugar, do you know Marco? This is Chuck Masala too
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Fargis (7m)
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Repine (7m), Chuck Klees (7m)
IM: Isra Batra: hi sugar
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Zehetbauer (7m)
marco Manray: nice to meet you Chuck
You: yes, hello Marco, nnice to meet you Chuck
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Bryan Dix (7m)
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Roffo (7m)
IM: Isra Batra: where are u
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17 : Entering chat range: ChuckNorris Giha (7m)
marco Manray: Hello Sugar :)
Chuck Masala: thanks, greetings.
Wirxli Flimflam: one sec, Chucks
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Lilliehook (7m)
You: omg!
IM: Isra Batra: ?
You: hahaha!
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Balczo (7m)
Chuck Lilliehook: You have a block face
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Falta (7m)
Chuck Lilliehook: Can i have that block to put on my face
Enniv Zarf is Offline
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Tenk (9m)
Fau Ferdinand is Online
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Tran Spire (5m)
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Maximillian Nakamura (18m)
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Hynes (10m)
Chuck Falta: SOOO, WHO WOULD LIKE A ROUNDHOUSE KICK?
Enniv Zarf is Online
Gazira Babeli is Online
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Amat (10m)
ChuckNorris Giha: times 20
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Recreant (10m)
Chuck Tenk: I eat roundhouse kick for breakfast LOL
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Nishi (5m)
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Zehetbauer (9m)
Chuck Hynes: i am the only person on the planet who can kick you in the back of the face
Chuck Amat: ola
Chuck Klees: who would like a red bull its made with my authentic urine
Chuck Masala: Hey Wirxli, we are still waiting for a couple of chucks to arrive.
Wirxli Flimflam: yes, I might crash..trying to hang on
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Fargis (10m)
Chuck Falta: MY ROUNDHOUSE KICK IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN BE SEEN FROM OUTER SPACE WITH THE NAKED EYE
Bryan Dix: Chock full fo chucks
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Repine (11m)
Chuck Repine: i eat transformer toys in vehicle mode and poo them our transformed into a robot
Chuck Amat: i wear a live rattle snake for a condom
Chuck Klees: Luke Skywalker is my REAL father
Chuck Tenk: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ....... ALL OF IT!
Chuck Hynes: i once punched a man inhis soul
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Fargis (10m)
Chuck Repine: i invented water
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Tran Spire (6m)
Chuck Klees: Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when MY roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
Wirxli Flimflam: still more Chucks, Chuck?
Chuck Falta: HOW COULD YOU HAVE INVENTED WATER WHEN I INVENTED MOLECULES
Chuck Masala: Well, Wirxli, not sure how to proceed...we've looked at your second front website - very cools stuff.
Chuck Lilliehook: Second front!
Chuck Fargis: I once punched a man in the back of the face
Wirxli Flimflam: ok, thanks Chuck
Chuck Nishi shouts: I can read braille
Chuck Lilliehook: Do yall do any machinama?
Chuck Hynes: jack was nimble, jack was quick, but jack stil couldnt dodge my roundhouse kick
Chuck Tenk: In my honor all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering just ask to be Chucksized
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Zehetbauer (9m)
Chuck Repine: one time while sparring with Wolverine, i accidentally lost my left testicle. you might be familiar with it to this very day by it techinical term: Jupiter
Chuck Falta: OK NO MORE CHUCKING, CHUCKS
Chuck Masala: What do you think about our Chuck Norris performance?
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Amat (9m)
Wirxli Flimflam: it makes me want to Up Chuck ;-)
Chuck Klees: you feelin the bling bling?
Chuck Hynes: what do you think of us?
Fau Ferdinand is Online
Chuck Falta: HE HE
Wirxli Flimflam: I like the performance alot
You: Chuck full of chucks!
Wirxli Flimflam: too much lag for my computer to actually witness the performance in the high population spaces
Wirxli Flimflam: how many Chucks are you?
Chuck Masala: Wirxli, you've been doing performance in SL since 2003, do you perform in RL as well?
Chuck Amat: like 16
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Gazira Babeli (3m)
Bryan Dix: How much wood can a wood.....
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Isra Batra (3m)
Wirxli Flimflam: er..I have been performing in SL since 2006 but other worlds since 2003
Wirxli Flimflam: er...earlier
Wirxli Flimflam: 1996 really
Chuck Masala: Ok gotcha.
Gazira Babeli: hola!
Tran Spire: hola
Chuck Hynes: what kind of responses do you get from people when you perfrom in SL
Wirxli Flimflam: but I have not done much RL performance work, no
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Hynes (9m)
Wirxli Flimflam: mixed reponses
ChuckNorris Giha: what does your work in secondlife consist of?
Wirxli Flimflam: I usually have to wait to read the blog postings about it
Chuck Amat: what do you do in second life for performances
Chuck Amat: ??
Chuck Tenk: What kind of responses do you get from people during your virtual performances?
Wirxli Flimflam: for performance info - www.wirxliflimflam.blogspot.com www.slfront.blogspot.com
Tran Spire: you suck
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Falta (9m)
Wirxli Flimflam: heheheh
Gazira Babeli: whats going on?
Wirxli Flimflam: Hey Gaz,
IM: Fau Ferdinand: hey sugar :)
Wirxli Flimflam: The Chucks are here to ask me about performance art
Wirxli Flimflam: Gaz is in Second Front as is Tran Spire
Wirxli Flimflam: www.gazirababeli.com
Tran Spire: thanks
Wirxli Flimflam: www.transpiresl.blogspot.com
Gazira Babeli: good
Wirxli Flimflam: did I miss any questions?
Gazira Babeli: i thought a gay meeting
Tran Spire: funny
Wirxli Flimflam: Chuckosexuals
Wirxli Flimflam: heheheh..maybe it is a gay meeting too
Gazira Babeli: good anyway
You: lol!
Tran Spire: chuck wagon
Chuck Masala: I am curious, our Chuck Norris performance is an unscheduled intervention of sorts - are your events scheduled or do they just happen?
Chuck Lilliehook: Chuck isn't gay... he already has .... had every women
Wirxli Flimflam: we do both
IM: Fau Ferdinand: is odi up ?
You: chucky 13
Tran Spire: oh
Wirxli Flimflam: scheduled and interventions
Tran Spire: hi sugar
You: hi trans
Chuck Masala: What do you do if people get upset?
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Lilliehook (11m)
IM: Fau Ferdinand: I get logged off each time I tp
Chuck Amat: how often do you have performances?
Tran Spire: chuck them out
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: marco Manray (3m)
Wirxli Flimflam: thanks for the pic, Max
Wirxli Flimflam: we perform roughly once every 2 weeks
Wirxli Flimflam: haw haw
Gazira Babeli: hey guys. let me introduce u Isra batra
Chuck Lilliehook: Hey are most pieces of property bought to try to make money?
Wirxli Flimflam: Hey Isra
Isra Batra: hi
Chuck Lilliehook: in SL?
Chuck Falta: IN THE LAST SUPPER, YOU WERE DRESSED AS YOURSELVES.
Tran Spire: hi
Chuck Amat: hello
Wirxli Flimflam: yes, most places are bough to try and make money, Chuck - correct
Wirxli Flimflam: yes, we dressed as ourselves
Chuck Masala: do you all own property?
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Falta (9m)
Chuck Falta: DO YOU THINK THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE TO ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE JESUS AND DESCIPLES?
You: Odyssey was bought to try to make art!
Elad Fardel is Online
Wirxli Flimflam: I do not own any property
Chuck Klees: it says in your interview that you are looking for a horse?
Wirxli Flimflam: Sugar donated this space and building to me
Chuck Lilliehook: nice
Wirxli Flimflam: a horse?
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Chuck Zehetbauer (9m)
Wirxli Flimflam: sure, I want a horse but I do not remember saying that
Fau Ferdinand is Online
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Entering chat range: Gazira Babeli (9m)
Gazira Babeli: you are borg max
Wirxli Flimflam: Chuck, we ARE Jesus and his disciples ;-)
Wirxli Flimflam: Chuck Trek
Chuck Hynes: Any suggestions for our next performance?
Chuck Tenk: We are CHUCK
Gazira Babeli: could i be judas?
Chuck Roffo: How long does it take you to come with a performance?
Wirxli Flimflam: yes, my suggestion is... Keep on Chucking
Chuck Hynes: haha thanks
Maximillian Nakamura gave you chucks.
Chuck Klees: what the best thing about SL?
Wirxli Flimflam: that depends on the performance and space, Chuck
Wirxli Flimflam: depends also if it is solo or group
MystiTool HUD 1.0.17: Detached.
Chuck Roffo: what was your longest performance
Wirxli Flimflam: how long did it take all of you to Chuck around?
Chuck Tenk: Should we announce our performance or just leave people guessing and getting upset?
Wirxli Flimflam: longest performance? 30 min (in SL)
Chuck Lilliehook: Wirxli did you design odyssey?
Gazira Babeli: my one is 1 year
Wirxli Flimflam: in your case, do not announce your performance = just mob people
Chuck Hynes: should we keep up with the chuck norris jokes or maybe switch things up and do something unexpected of something chuck would do?
Wirxli Flimflam: no, Sugar designed Odyssey
Wirxli Flimflam: do both..maybe do some martial arts animations too
IM: Fau Ferdinand: it logged me off again
IM: Fau Ferdinand: grrrrr
IM: Fau Ferdinand: anyway
ChuckNorris Giha: what are you main goals/motovations for you rwork on sl?
Chuck Lilliehook: Sugar... did you design it as a piece?
IM: Fau Ferdinand: if you could take off my pieces I'll put them up for sale there
Chuck Masala: Wirxli, do people ever get upset when you perform - we have found some locations get REALLY angry.
IM: Fau Ferdinand: oh
You: It was designed in pieces
IM: Fau Ferdinand: so the sim is fool
Chuck Falta: A CHOREOGRAPHED CHUCK PERFORMANCE WOULD BE AWESOME
Wirxli Flimflam: yes, some people were upset at our Ars Virtua performance
Wirxli Flimflam: even though that was a publicized performance
Chuck Hynes: very upset, we have been kicked out of so many places
Chuck Lilliehook: I like the tree down by the roundtable... do you find things or create yourself?
IM: Fau Ferdinand: why doesn't anyone let me know about these things ?
Wirxli Flimflam: some people did not like our NMC one
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! madamada iku yo~~~!!
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! namamugi namagome miko miko nurse!!
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! kaeru pyoko pyoko miko miko nurse!!
Wirxli Flimflam: people have no sense of humour, that is why, Chucks
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! soul train miko miko nurse!!
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! anesan rokkaku miko miko nurse!!
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! sexual violet miko miko nurse!!
Wirxli Flimflam: I like what you are doing
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! riichi ippatsu miko miko nurse!!
Chuck Zehetbauer: miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse! miko miko nurse!
Chuck Zehetbauer: saigo ni mou icchou~, hai! miko miko nurse!
Wirxli Flimflam: I like the breakdancing
Wirxli Flimflam: maybe you should all dance and do martial arts moves on people too
IM: Fau Ferdinand: hehe
Wirxli Flimflam: also, you should get your own blog to keep track of your chucking
Chuck Masala: It seems so ironic - this free flow environment seems full of people who want rules and an expected level of experience ...
Chuck Amat: we have one
Wirxli Flimflam: yes, that is the irony of living in SL
Chuck Fargis: we have one
Wirxli Flimflam: oh, you do?
Chuck Hynes: we just got one
Chuck Lilliehook: Instant teleportation may contribute to that
Chuck Tenk: Some people seem to take this world so serious like its acutal life
Wirxli Flimflam: what is the address?
You: the tree is part of Chi Shenzhou's park design
Wirxli Flimflam: just wait until SL has full voice chat in June ;-)
Chuck Masala: we have a blog - chucknorrisperformance.blogspot.com I think is the url.
Chi5 Shenzhou is Online
Wirxli Flimflam: thanks! I will blog it
You: some places here are designed by other artists
Chuck Lilliehook: ahhh... so do some people create landscaes and sell them sugar?
Chuck Lilliehook: What is the coolest place on the island?
Wirxli Flimflam: I think I just saw a dropkick! kewl!
Wirxli Flimflam: this is the coolest place on the island ;-)
You: Ian Ah designed the lounge on the other side of sugar mountain
You: check out the gallery: Exhibit A
Gazira Babeli: dont say art
Chuck Lilliehook: Its nice to see a piece of land that is developed.... most seem very crouded and unplanned
You: its the largest structure here, designed by Beavis Palowakski
Chuck Lilliehook: have any techniques for finding interesting landscapes
Chuck Lilliehook: places like odyssey rather than homes?
You: this landscape evolved from imagination
Chuck Masala: we plan on buying a piece of land to start building an environment - we going to re-create Reno in miniature for starters.

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